I met Santa. It cost Mommy $37.

$37!  WTF?  Since when did Santa have a monopoly?  Us parents are suckered into it.  But I suppose it's okay.  I justify it as a very hefty payment for the poor schmuck who has to sit in the chair holding stinky screaming kids all day long for an entire month with just one thirty minute break per day.  Hmm...that job description sounds a bit like a pediatric nurse?

Pic 1: Okay, this is fun.  This guy has a cool beard.  He smells like peppermint.

Pic 2: Okay, done with this (they are both thinking the same thing).